why my grandpa was sent to timeout by my grandma while coloring easter eggs today
- Grandpa: *holds up egg* this is eggsactly the look i was going for
- Grandpa: isnt Easter eggciting? i'm absolutely eggstatic
- Grandpa: you've got to be yolking!
- Grandpa: *drops and breaks an egg* its been almost 50 years since the war but im still shell shocked
- Grandpa: Karen, you should have another kid before your eggs dry up
- Karen: shut up dad
- Grandpa: i'm serious they'll just shrivel up and dye!
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